Operation ECGC-12 SITREP #2

Current Position:
Black Chevy Equinox, Driver Side, Back Seat.
Mile Marker 12, Interstate 440
Near Durham, NC

Status:
Fuel: 15 lbs
Rations: Depleted.
Hyrdration: Depleted
Navigation: < 1 Hours Out.
Systems: Failing

Narrative:
We are nearing our destination, however Tim has Dysnentary, Thomas has Thyphoid, and one of our Oxen are dead. We didnt need that ox anyways. Currently enroute to Hotel #1 to offload cargo, then enroute to Hotel #2.   Will update once secure. Pigeon Two Six clear.

Operation ECGC-12 SITREP #1

Current Position:
Black Chevy Equinox, Driver Side, Back Seat.
Mile Marker 302, Interstate 81
Near Winchester, VA

Status:
Fuel: 64 lbs
Rations: 1 Pack Pistachios, 1/2 Box TastyKake Mini Chocolate Donuts, 1/4 Cup Granulated Rhubarb.
Hyrdration: 1 Pink Bottle H2O. 2x 1/2 Arnold Palmer Beverage.
Navigation: 5.1 Hours Out.
Systems: Nominal

Narrative:
After a sketchy detour through the backwoods of WVa, we found our way to 522, sprinted out to I81, and we are on the open road. Thank god. For a second I was imagining what the side of Toom's car would sound like if it assumed the role that was currently being occupied by the tires. To my immediate right is RELLIK NISSASA. He is rendering electronic music live, via the in car audio system. Tim is seated in front of him. He is yelling loud, mainly as a result of him wearing a pair of large ear muff headphones to drown out the crazy [musical] sounds being generated from the backseat. Tooms is seated in the drivers chair; it would appear he is currently taking a nap.

We will continue on this journey at a high rate of speed. Will update if any change in conditions or status. Pigeon Two Six clear.